Saints Row V (Not real of course)

Meltdown:
Phone Call:
Maero: So, you wanna make us look like terrorists huh?

Boss: Who the fuck is this?

Maero: Well then, why don't we give you a hand.

Boss: Maero.

Maero: I hope you don't mind a little radiation.

Boss: Seriously, you'll turn Stanfield into a radioactive wasteland, just to be an asshole!?

Maero: The clock is ticking. Good luck. (Hangs up)

Boss: Where's Pierce!?

- Go to Burns Hill Reactors

Cutscene:
Pierce and Gat meet The Boss at the nuke plant.

Pierce: What's the emergency?

Boss: If we don't get in there and stop the meltdown, we could lose another timeline.

Gat: I got my AR200 SAW locked and loaded.

Boss: We don't want to risk blowing ourselves up either.

Pierce: We've got pick a fist fight with the Brotherhood!?

Boss: Hope you've been hitting the gym Pierce.

Gat: This is gonna be fun.

Gat throws the rifle on the ground as he and the Boss walk away from a dumbfounded Pierce.

Gameplay:
The Boss, Gat, and Pierce are stood at the main gate to the nuke plant.

- Clear a path to the Main Tower

Pierce: This ain't exactly what I had in mind for my return to the Saints.

Boss: Come on Pierce, we've dealt with worse.

Gat: Maybe you and me, but this Pierce ain't from our timeline.

Boss: Oh shit, I forgot about that. So he won't remember the Zin Wardens then?

Pierce: The what?

Gat: Good times.

Pierce: You two really are crazy!

- Enter the Main Cooling Tower through the Main Doors

Gat: Time to shut this place down!

- Clear a path to the Reactor Console Room

Boss: Man, I forgot how much fun it can be to just beat enemies to death with my bare fists.

Gat: That's how they did it before guns were invented.

Pierce: You two need therapy.

Gat: I'd say this is therapeutic enough for us.

Boss: Agreed.

- Enter the Console Room

Pierce: Who's gonna hack into this thing?

Gat: Don't worry. I got this. You two cover me.

Pierce: Well, it was nice knowing you.

Boss: Have a little faith.

- Defend the Console Room while Gat stops the Meltdown

Pierce: Is that a data drive?

Gat: What, you thought I was actually gonna hack this thing?

Kinzie (Speakers): Ok I'm in the system.

Pierce: (Relieved) Oh, thank god.

Boss: See, I told you to have a little faith.

Kinzie (Speakers): Just hold them off a little longer.

- Defend the Console Room for 30 seconds

Kinzie (Speakers): Ok, you're good.

Boss: Now where's Maero?

Cutscene:
The Boss, Pierce, and Gat hear a revving noise and all look out the window into the Hideout Floor as Maero's Atlasbreaker bursts through a Shutter Door into the room and performs a few full circle powerslides while throwing flashbangs before ramming through one of the outer walls to escape. The Boss and Pierce get caught by the flashbangs, but Gat uses his arm to block the flash.

Gat: Come on, let's chase him down!

Gat runs away while the Boss and Pierce stumble around.

Gameplay:
The Boss and Pierce are stood on the Hideout Floor.

- Leave through the Hole in the Wall

Pierce: We'll never catch up with him.

Gat pulls up in a Brotherhood Alaskan.

Gat: Get in, quick!

Fade out, then fade in with the Boss and Pierce in Gat's Alaskan.

Gat: Keep the Brotherhood off our ass!

- Defend the Vehicle while Gat catches up to Maero

Pierce: He's heading for the Bridge to Henry Steel Mills!

Boss: That bridge is still getting rebuilt!

Gat: Then he's trapped.

Cutscene:
As Maero speeds across the Bridge, he notices the Saints approaching and just smiles.

Boss: You've got nowhere to run, asshole!

Just then, an Oppressor flies into view.

Pierce: What the...

They notice that Jessica is the one flying it.

Gat: There's no fucking way.

Maero's truck launches off the ramp, then in slow-motion we watch as Maero bails out of the truck and grabs onto one of the Oppressor's skids. Gat then screeches to a halt tilting over the edge of the ramp.

Pierce: I don't fuckin' believe it!

Maero: Sorry Saints, but we've got our own plans to take care of. Nice work stopping the meltdown though!

Jessica flies them away.

Gat: Was that his attempt at sarcasm?

Pierce: He's been acting very unusual.

Boss: Maybe Carlos was onto something. I'll check in with him once he's recovered.

Stronghold Complete:
Rewards:

Cash
Respect
Homie - Pierce
Homie Pierce Outfit - 3rd Street Saints
Crib - Burns Hill Reactors
Crib Customization Furniture (For All Cribs) - Brotherhood Gym Equipment, Weapons & Car Parts, TV on Brotherhood Tagged Workbench
Crib Customization Walls (Colorable) (For All Cribs) - Stripped w/ Brotherhood Tags, Brotherhood Mural Paint, Brotherhood Emblem Wallpaper
Crib Customization Floors (Colorable) (For All Cribs) - Stripped w/ Brotherhood Tags, Brotherhood Emblem Carpet, Brotherhood Emblem Tiles, Brotherhood Emblem Floating Wood Tile (Laminate)
Crib Customization Ceilings & Supports (Colorable) (For All Cribs) - Vehicle Lifts & Latticework
Gang Customization - Brotherhood
 
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Gauge The Reaction:
Phone Call:
Shaundi: Ok, so since our move to Steelport, I've had to start from scratch with my plans against the Sons Of Samedi.

Boss: So, what have you got for me?

Shaundi: Nothing yet.

Boss: Shaundi.

Shaundi: Well... If you want to start somewhere, you could just blow up some Samedi property, and see what gets their attention the most?

Boss: Well, I do like blowing shit up. But you'd better give me something solid to work with after this.

Shaundi: Deal.

- Go to the Mayhem Location

Gameplay:
- Cause enough property damage to fill the meter before time runs out

Mayhem Complete:
Rewards:

Cash
Respect
 
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New Record:
Phone Call:
Boss: Shaundi, what have you got for me?

Pierce: Try again.

Boss: Pierce? But this is Shaundi's number.

Pierce: Sure is, but she's not here.

Boss: Fuck me.

Pierce: Kinzie says she left with a few guys to go and score weed, but something seemed off.

Boss: We can't even track her without her phone. See if Kinzie can check the traffic cameras. I'll go check her Ex's Apartment.

Pierce: Good luck, Boss.

- Go to the Mission Location

Cutscene:
The Boss walks upstairs to the Apartment Door. They knock on the door.

Boss: Hey, is Shaundi in there?

Pan through the door to reveal Shaundi tied to a chair, and also cleave gagged using her own Bandana.

Boss: Shaundi, put your pants back on, we got shit to do!

Several SOS members peek out from hiding spots.

Boss: I'm gonna count back from three!

Veteran Child steps in front of Shaundi and gestures for her to stay quiet.

Boss: Three!

He then gestures for the others to get in position.

Boss: Two!

Veteran Child then aims his gun at the door. Pan slowly back through the door to reveal C4 at the foot of the door. It explodes, sending the door flying into Veteran Child, knocking him out. The Boss then drops it through the ceiling.

Boss: One!

The Boss and SOS then have a mini choreographed fight scene set to action music that ends with Veteran Child waking up and escaping (During the action, Shaundi gets broken free from the chair and joins in the fight). The Boss and Shaundi chase after him.

Gameplay:
The Boss and Bandana Cleave Gagged Shaundi are at the top of the stairs.

Shaundi (Gagged): Give me a sec.

Boss: No time, remove it in the car.

- Go outside

Veteran Child escapes in a SOS Stiletto.

Boss: Fuck! You drive, I'll shoot.

Shaundi (Gagged): Fuck me.

- Get in the vehicle

- Defend the vehicle while Shaundi catches up to VC

Boss: Alright, he's in my sights!

- Attempt to destroy VC's Stiletto

Shaundi swerves and ends up going down a different street to VC.

Boss: Damn it, Shaundi! Both hands on the wheel!

Shaundi (Gagged): You're not the one chewing on your favorite bandana right now!

Boss: Just catch up to him... Again.

- Continue defending the vehicle

Boss: Quick, he's heading for the tunnel!

Cutscene:
Shaundi drives into the tunnel, with the Boss keeping the SOS from tailing them. They reach the center of the tunnel, only to see that it's blocked off with roadworks.

Shaundi (Gagged): Damn it!

Boss: What the fuck? Is this the Bermuda Tunnel or something?

Shaundi (Gagged): A whole fucking plan down the drain!

Boss: Plan? You were kidnapped?

Shaundi (Gagged): On purpose.

Boss: What? Why?

Shaundi (Gagged): To get information... I saw it in a movie.

Boss: Well next time maybe you should tell me your plan so I don't fuck it up.

Shaundi (Gagged): Yeah, my bad.

Boss: Well, drive us back to Kinzie's Warehouse, we'll find VC later.

Shaundi (Gagged): Can I at least remove my gag now?

Boss: No, I'm not letting Pierce call dibs on the TV again. He seems obsessed with that new "Bunkerville" soap opera. And I am not watching that shit again.

Shaundi let's out a frustrated sigh as she starts reversing back through the tunnel.

Mission Complete:
Rewards:

Cash
Respect
Homie - Shaundi
Homie Shaundi Outfit - Bandana Cleave Gag
 
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Not In My Neighbourhood:
Phone Call:
Boss: Pierce? I'm not dealing with the Brotherhood right now. I'm waiting for Shaundi to call about the Samedi.

Pierce: That's what I'm calling about. I just moved into a nice house in Johnson Street. But it looks like one of the neighbours has a drug lab in their backyard.

Boss: Loa Dust?

Pierce: Sure smells like it.

Boss: I'll be right there.

- Go to the Mission Location

Cutscene:
Pierce steps down from his Front Porch to meet the Boss.

Boss: I'd ask you which house it is, but...

They both look over to see smoke and fumes coming from behind one of the houses.

Pierce: Ready to bust up a drug lab?

Pierce cocks his Vice 9.

Boss: Hell yeah.

The Boss cocks their Tombstone.

Gameplay:
- Go to the SOS Loa Dust Lab

SOS: It's the Saints!

SOS: Shit, Rochelle will kill us if we lose the lab

- Destroy the Loa Dust Lab

Boss: We might as well kill a few birds with one stone.

Pierce: Right, let's keep one of 'em alive then.

- Kill all of the SOS

A Female SOS Member runs around from the front of the House.

Rochelle: What the fuck is going on?

- Interrogate Rochelle

Boss: I'm sure this isn't the only drug lab you got in Brickston.

Rochelle: I'm saying nothing.

Boss: Are you sure you wanna play it like that?

Rochelle: OK, here's a map to all the other Labs we got. I can go now, right?

Pierce: Could be a trap, Boss.

Boss: You're right Pierce, I think we need some bait.

Rochelle: Oh shit.

- Recruit Rochelle

- Go to the next Loa Dust Lab

SOS: Shit, how'd they find us!

Rochelle: I'm sorry guys!

SOS: Fucking traitor!

- Destroy the Loa Dust Lab

Pierce: Looks like she was telling the truth.

Rochelle: Does that mean I can go now?

Boss: The Sons Of Samedi know you betrayed them. If you think you can defend yourself...

Rochelle: I guess I'm sticking with you guys then.

- Go to the next Loa Dust Lab

Pierce: There's nothing here?

Rochelle: I guess they've started pulling out of Brickston. Word must be spreading.

Boss: We gotta try and hit one more, just to make sure they get the message.

- Go to the next Loa Dust Lab

SOS: Shit!

Boss: Where are the Samedi heading?

SOS: We'll never tell!

Boss: Ok, have it your way.

- Destroy the Loa Dust Lab

Cutscene:
The Boss and Pierce check for any survivors.

Rochelle: Listen, I know where they're heading. We all got told the plan if things didn't work out here.

Boss: Tell me.

Rochelle: Mr. Sunshine managed to gain control of Port Pryor before the Ronin could take it.

Pierce: Well, I guess we'll have to make our way to Carver Island then.

Boss: We've still got work to do here first. And you... Consider joining the Saints, we could always use more support.

Rochelle: I would, if your leader wasn't a corrupt asshole.

Boss: The fuck did you say to me?

Rochelle: Your leader, "The Prez"?

Pierce: Oh damn. We ain't affiliated with those Saints.

Boss: Not yet at least.

Rochelle: Oh, so you're looking for change too? Then sign me up.

Mission Complete:
Rewards:

Cash
Respect
 
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Taking Inventory:
Phone Call:
Shaundi: Boss, I finally managed to untie my Bandana.

Boss: That's a shame. I liked it better when you were quiet.

Shaundi: (Sarcastic) Very funny. But there's something else.

Boss: What?

Shaundi: I stumbled upon a warehouse full of drug lab equipment. I had some of the crew help me take out the Samedi guarding it, and we're currently loading all the equipment into a van.

Boss: And you chose to lead with the Bandana thing?

Shaundi: Do you wanna help or not?

Boss: Ok, what do you need me to do?

Shaundi: Johnny's nearby in a helicopter. I figure you can man the gun.

Boss: Johnny's flying a helicopter?

Shaundi: Don't worry. Kinzie gave him flying lessons.

Boss: (Sarcastic) I feel safer already.

- Go to the Guardian Angel Start

Gameplay:
Gat is flying the Oppressor, with the Boss manning the gun. Shaundi is across the street heading towards the Saints NRG-V8 with a few Saints as backup.

Shaundi: We're heading to the van with the last of the stuff.

- Defend Shaundi & the Saints with the Sniper Rifle

Shaundi and the (remaining) Saints get in the NRG-V8. The Boss retracts the rope and gets into the Oppressor.

Kinzie (Radio): Ok, just remember what I taught you.

Gat: You know I didn't understand a word you said, right?

Kinzie: It made sense to me.

Gat: That's because you speak that techno-bullshit. I just see knobs and switches in here.

Boss: (Nervous) Oh great. Here goes... Something.

- Defend Shaundi's Van with the Rocket Launcher until they reach the Safe Zone

Gat: You think I could have a turn with the Rocket Launcher?

Boss: Someone has to fly this thing you know?

Gat: Why can't Kinzie fly it?

Kinzie (Radio): I'm in my warehouse right now., and you're already in the air.

Gat: Don't you have some kind of remote control that can fly this thing?

Boss: I can't believe I'm still alive right now.

Shaundi: It would be nice to keep it that way too.

Event Complete:
Rewards:

Cash
Respect
Homie - Rochelle
Homie Rochelle Outfit - Sons Of Samedi
 
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Starting Trouble:
Phone Call:
Gat: Hey, Boss?

Boss: What's up?

Gat: Could you come pick me up?

Boss: Sure, where are you?

Gat: Stanfield Police Station.

Boss: (Sigh) What did you do?

Gat: Why's it always my fault?

Boss: You're in jail. That doesn't happen for no reason.

Gat: Fine. I torched a Brotherhood garage.

Boss: How did you get caught?

Gat: I got caught up in the moment and didn't flee the scene.

Boss: How much is bail?

Gat: No need, I'm currently fighting my way out as we speak.

Boss: God damn it Johnny... Never change.

- Go to the Gat Escort Location

Gameplay:
- Wait for Gat to climb onto the roof of the vehicle

Gat: Step on it!

- Drive around and don't let Gat take too much damage from the pursuing Police.

Gat: That guy's a tattoo artist for the Brotherhood. Let me take him out

- Stop the vehicle so Gat can shoot the Target

- Drive around and don't let Gat take too much damage from the pursuing Police.

Gat: Look, a Brotherhood Convoy! Rough 'em up.

- Cause 1000 points of damage to the Brotherhood Convoy

- Drive around and don't let Gat take too much damage from the pursuing Police.

Gat: Hey, we could lose the cops with a little air time.

- Get 1 Second of air time

Gat: (Laughing) Better luck next time!

Activity Complete:
Rewards:
Cash
Respect
 
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Start Small:
Phone Call:
Boss: Carlos, are you out of the hospital yet? Because I need to talk to you about something.

Carlos: Come to the docks, right now.

Boss: Are you ok?

Carlos: I'm fine, but you gotta see this.

Boss: Ok, I'll be right there.

- Go to the Mission Location

Cutscene:
The Boss walks over to Carlos, who is hiding behind a shipping container, spying on someone.

Boss: What's the deal then?

Carlos: Keep your voice down. Look over there.

The Boss sees that the Zin are handing Zin tech to the Brotherhood.

Boss: What the...

Csrlos: Looks like the Zin have a new favorite.

The Boss just starts walking towards the meeting.

Carlos: Uh, Boss? What are you doing?

Gameplay:
Boss: Hey, no cheating!

- Kill the Zin and Brotherhood

- Take the Zin Weapons

Carlos: What happened to "No cheating".

Boss: Hey, I got this stuff fair and square.

Carlos: What do we do now?

Boss: Test out our new toys.

More Zin teleport in.

- Test out the Zin Pistol

Boss: Not bad, but I think we can do better.

More Zin teleport in.

- Test out the Zin SMG

Boss: I like that.

Carlos: What else we got?

More Zin teleport in.

- Test out the Zin Shotgun

Carlos: You think I could have that one?

Boss: There's a spare one over there.

More Zin teleport in.

- Test out the Zin Rifle

Boss: Damn, I gotta let Kinzie take a look at these.

More Zin teleport in.

- Test out the Zin Lava Cannon

Boss: Hey, Carlos. The floor is lava.

Carlos: Nice one, Boss.

Boss: There's just one left. But it doesn't really look too much like a gun.

Carlos: Aim it at something. See what it does.

- Test out the Zin Teleporter (Teleport the Boss to wherever the Curser is aimed at)

Boss: Oh shit. I think I'm gonna... (Throw up animation)

Cutscene:
Carlos meets up with Boss as they recover from the teleportation.

Carlos: That was fuckin' awesome.

Boss: I don't care what anyone says. Time travel and teleportation are not the same thing.

Carlos: So, what do we do now?

Boss: We head back to Kinzie's Warehouse and prepare to breach the Brotherhood Barricade... In a minute.

The Boss then vomits off screen.

Carlos: Maybe not so awesome after all.

Mission Complete:
Rewards:

Cash
Respect
Weapons - Zin Arsenal
 
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The Race Is Cancelled:
Phone Call:
Shaundi: Hey Boss. I got a tip that the Brotherhood, Rollerz, and Sons Of Samedi are having a race around the entire island to see who gets more control on the next island. If you hurry, you can catch them before they start the race, and blow them to hell.

Boss: That's some nice work, Shaundi. I'll get right on it.

Shaundi: Thanks, Boss.

Pierce: Boss, the three gangs are having a race for control of...

Boss: Let me stop you right there, Pierce. Shaundi already told me her plan.

Pierce: Her plan!? Are you serious?

Boss: Yeah, it sounded like she put a lot of thought into it.

Pierce: It was my plan! Why do I keep telling her before you?

Boss: Yeah, so tell Shaundi I said thanks.

Pierce: God damn it.

- Go to the Tank Mayhem Location

Gameplay:
The Boss is in a Tank. There are several car meets set up in the area (Brotherhood, Samedi, & Rollerz).

- Cause enough points of damage before time runs out

- Destroy Gang Vehicles for bonus points

Activity Complete:
Rewards:

Cash
Respect
 
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Storm The Bridge:
Phone Call:
Pierce: Crew's all here Boss. We're just waiting on you.

Boss: What about the Zin Tech?

Pierce: Kinzie's made rifles and pistols for the whole crew.

Boss: What about you guys?

Pierce: Shaundi's got dual SMGs. Carlos has the Shotgun. And I've got dual Pistols.

Boss: What about Gat?

Pierce: Oh, Kinzie rebuilt one of his favorites from when you guys took on the Zin.

Boss: Oh, this should be good.

Pierce: See you soon.

- Go the the Mission Location

Cutscene:
In Kinzie's Warehouse, the camera pans across the Saints with their new Zin Weapons, including the Lieutenants and theirs (Donnie and Rochelle have a Zin Pistol). Then stops on Gat with his Knife Launcher.

Gat: This is gonna be fun.

Boss: Alright people, listen up.

Cut to the Boss stood on the Balcony, with Kinzie stood next to them, using some cybernetic enhancements integrated with her legs to help her walk.

Boss: We're almost one island down. All we gotta do is get through the Brotherhood Barricade so we can move onto Arapice Island. And with this new Zin Tech, we should have the advantage. We'll split into three teams. Shaundi, Pierce, and Carlos, go to the bridge in Ashwood Park. It may be destroyed, but you can still swim across and take the Brotherhood from behind.

Shaundi: You got it, Boss.

Carlos: You can count on us.

Boss: Myself, Kinzie, Gat, and Donnie will storm the Barricade. Everyone else will cover the area and stop reinforcements. Alright, let's move out.

Gameplay:
The Boss, Gat, Kinzie, and Donnie are stood outside the building where the Mission Marker was in Brotherhood Meet.

- Get in the Saints Eiswolf

- Drive to the Bridge

Brotherhood: Oh shit! Don't let them through!

Boss: Charge!

- Storm the Bridge

Donnie: This isn't going well!

Boss: Just keep pushing!

Gat: I love this shit!

Kinzie: Pierce, how are things on your end?

Pierce: Not good!

Kinzie: What's the problem?

Pierce: My shoes are ruined from the water!

Kinzie: Quit being a baby.

Rochelle calls the Boss.

Rochelle: Reinforcements broke through!

Boss: We got this!

- Defend the Bridge from the reinforcements

Gat: I'm running low on knives!

Donnie: We can't hold out much longer!

Cutscene:
The Boss, Gat, Kinzie, and Donnie get backed up against the raised Bridge.

Kinzie: Well, this could've gone better.

Rochelle: Charge!

They see Rochelle leading the Saints to aid the Boss in killing the Brotherhood. Then the bridge suddenly lowers, revealing that Pierce, Shaundi, Carlos, and Luz managed to defeat the Brotherhood in that side.

Boss: Oh shit!

Luz: Surprised to see me?

Gat: I don't fuckin' believe it.

Cut to a few hours later when The Boss, Gat, Luz, and Kinzie are at Luz's House in Dead End. They are all sat on the porch.

Luz: Well, that does explain a lot. So I guess you're in a pretty big rush to get back to the Whitehouse then?

Boss: Yeah. But not before clearing out all the gangs of the past along the way.

Luz: Well, I'd be more that happy to assist with Los Carnales, especially after Angelo ditched me for some Steelport slut.

Boss: Alright then. Let's get started.

Mission Complete:
Rewards:
Cash
Respect
New District - Arapice Island
Homie Shaundi Outfit - 3rd Street Saints
Homie Rochelle Outfit - 3rd Street Samedi
Homie Donnie Outfit - 3rd Street Saints
 
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Reaching Out:
Phone Call:
Kinzie: I'm back at my Warehouse again, but you're going to need to find the Signal Jammer on Arapice Island so I can access the traffic cameras over there.

- Go to the Signal Jammer Location

Gameplay:
- Find and destroy the Signal Jammer

Signal Jammer Complete:
Rewards:
Cash
Respect
Collectible Finder - Arapice Island
 
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