Saints Row V (Not real of course)

Home At Last:
Phone Call:
Kinzie: I know you've become accustomed to the life of luxury during your time running the Saints. But we need start somewhere, and where better than my old Warehouse. Sure it's not fancy, but it'll give us a place to plan our next move and keep us from getting shot. I'll send Pierce and Shaundi to help you clear the Rollerz out before we move in.

- Go to Kinzie's Warehouse

Cutscene:
Shaundi and Pierce arrive in Pierce's Mag. They step out and join the Boss behind the Shipping Containers.

Shaundi: You can't sing Pierce.

Pierce: At least I can hit the high notes.

Shaundi: Low blow Pierce.

Pierce: Low, just like your vocal cords.

Boss: (Whispering) Would you two shut the fuck up. The Rollerz are everywhere.

Pierce: Then maybe we should sne...

Shaundi: Sneak in through the back door.

Pierce: What!?

Boss: Good idea Shaundi.

Pierce: Huh!?

The Boss and Shaundi begin to walk towards the back door.

Boss: Let's go. Come on Pierce.

Peirce: Are you fuckin' kidding me?

Gameplay:
The Boss, Pierce, and Shaundi are stood near the shipping containers.

- Go to the back door

Shaundi: Ah shit, it's locked. Great plan Pierce.

Pierce: Oh, so when it's a bad idea, it's mine?

Boss: Look, we don't have time to discuss Pierce's bad plan, we'll find a way in on the rooftop.

Pierce: You two are doin' this on purpose, right?

- Go to the rooftop without getting spotted

- Find an open window

Boss: This is our way in.

Cutscene:
Inside the Warehouse, the 3 of them drop into the Lounge, where some Rollerz are talking by the Water Cooler.

WR: And that's why I always make sure the window is shut now.

WR: Did you shut it this time?

WR: Not my shift.

Boss: Hi there.

WR: Oh shit!

Gameplay:
- Clear out the Rollerz

Boss: Ok, we took inside, now we defend the outside!

Pierce: On it!

- Go outside

- Defend the Warehouse

Shaundi: What if they don't stop coming?

Boss: They'll quit eventually. They won't want to lose too much of their crew over a warehouse.

Shaundi: Ok then.

Boss: See, what did I tell you?

Cutscene:
The Boss, Pierce, Shaundi, and Gat help move Kinzie's tech back into the Warehouse, while Donnie wheels Kinzie in, in her wheelchair.

Kinzie: It's good to be home.

Boss: Bet you can't wait to get out of that chair and walk around the place again.

Kinzie: I usually sat in my inner sanctum all the time anyway, so it doesn't really make a difference.

Pierce: You should get out more.

Boss, Gat, Kinzie, & Donnie: That will never happen.

Pierce: (Unnerved) Ok.

Stronghold Complete:
Rewards:
Cash
Respect
Crib - Kinzie's Warehouse
Crib Customization Furniture (For Kinzie's Warehouse) - Wheelchair Ramps, NEMO Chair, Super Computer
Crib Customization Furniture (For All Cribs) - Moving Boxes, Paint Cans & Brushes, TV on top of Box
 
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Too Much Noise:
Phone Call:
Kinzie: We can't focus on setting up shop with that tuner working on his car next door. Could you please drive his car off the end of the docks or something?

- Go to the Vehicle Location

Gameplay:
- Steal the Rollerz Mockingbird

- Drive it off the end of the docks

Cutscene:
The Boss is stood on the balcony in Kinzie's Warehouse. Shaundi, Pierce, Gat, Donnie, and Kinzie (still in her wheelchair) are gathered on the ground floor looking up at the Boss.

Boss: Alright people, listen up. We've all heard this speech before... Some more than others, but it's relevant now, more than ever. Zinyak knows we're here, and he'll stop at nothing to win. We need to defeat the gangs of our past, get to the Whitehouse, and make ourselves listen to us...

Pierce: Right, cos that's not confusing at all.

Boss: We don't have a lot of time, so we've gotta push through the islands one by one until we reach the airport. Starting on Stanfield, Pierce, you've got the Brotherhood.

Pierce: Fuck right.

Boss: Donnie, you're on the Rollerz.

Donnie: Sounds fair.

Boss: And Shaundi.

Shaundi: Fuck me, a fresh start and I still get stuck with the Sons Of Samedi.

Boss: You got a problem with that?

Shaundi: Not so long as I can get my hands on their Loa Dust.

Boss: Great, now that that's settled... The original timeline is destroyed... This is our timeline now... Let's get this shit started!

The Saints all chant.

Vehicle Theft Complete:
Rewards:
Cash
Respect
Crib Customization Walls (Colorable) (For All Cribs) - Stripped, Basic Paint, Basic Wallpaper
Crib Customization Floors (Colorable) (For All Cribs) - Stripped, Basic Carpet, Basic Tiles, Basic Floating Wood Tile (Laminate)
Crib Customization Ceilings & Supports (Colorable) (For All Cribs) - Beams & Girders, Pillars & Arches
Gang Customization - Celebrity Saints
 
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Strap Up:
Phone Call:
Gat: Boss, I just got caught up in another turf war. We really need more firepower if we're gonna take back the City from these assholes. See if you can get us a discount at Friendly Fire or something?

- Go to Friendly Fire

Gameplay:
- Purchase the Store

Store Purchase Completed:
Rewards:
Respect
Store Discount - Friendly Fire
Hourly Cash Income Increased

No Service Available:
Phone Call:
Kinzie: Damn it. I can't access most of the traffic cameras in Steelport anymore. And something's dampening our phone signal too. See if you can find what's causing it.

- Go to the Signal Jammer Location

Gameplay:
- Find and destroy the Signal Jammer

Signal Jammer Complete:
Rewards:
Cash
Respect
Collectible Finder - Burns Hill

Game The System:
Phone Call:
Shaundi: I've managed to convince some of the smaller businesses to let us run their protection racket instead of the Sons Of Samedi. I need you to keep the Samedi off my back while I meet with the owners and sort out the details. Think you're up to it?

Boss: Just make sure you're sober while driving. I still haven't recovered from our last road trip.

- Go to the Sellout Location

Gameplay:
- Protect Shaundi as she drives to the first meeting location

Shaundi: You good Boss?

Boss: Yeah, sorry. It's just been a while since I've seen you like this.

Shaundi: Like what?

Boss: Happy, carefree... Not stressed out of your mind and being a total stuck up bitch...

Shaundi: I could never see myself like that.

Boss: Well, hopefully not, this time around.

- Protect Shaundi while she meets with the Business Owner

- Protect Shaundi as she drives to the next meeting location

Boss: So... You wanna go play hacky-sack at some point? Or skeeball?

Shaundi: Are you asking me out on a date?

Boss: Uh... Well... Maybe... I just thought it would be "good times", like back in Stilwater.

Shaundi: Sure, we can "hang out" later. But we better be going to Freckle Bitch's after.

Boss: Sorry Shaundi, Steelport doesn't have a Freckle Bitch's.

Shaundi: Bummer.

Boss: We can try Tits & Grits though?

Shaundi: Sure, any food is good when you've got the munchies.

- Protect Shaundi while she meets with the Business Owner

- Protect Shaundi as she drives to the next meeting location

Boss: How do get in touch with all these people so fast?

Shaundi: Spring break, remember?

Boss: Oh right. Future you mentioned that in the past.

Shaundi: Good thing I'm high right now. Because that sentence made no sense at all.

- Protect Shaundi while she meets with the Business Owner

- Protect Shaundi as she drives to the drop off location

Shaundi: Well, it's been fun hanging out with you, Boss.

Boss: Good times.

Sellout Complete:
Rewards:
Cash
Respect
Hourly Cash Income Increased

Devaluation:
Phone Call:
Pierce: The Brotherhood like to flex their strength and power out in the open to show the city who's boss. But I bet you could knock 'em down a peg by spraying their homes and front lawn gyms with a little septic repaint.

- Go to the Septic Avenger Location

Gameplay:
- Devalue enough Brotherhood Property before the truck is destroyed

Septic Avenger Complete:
Rewards:
Cash
Respect
Taunts - Muscle Flex, Brotherhood Flex
Compliments - Brotherhood Respect

Keep In Style:
Phone Call:
Donnie: If the Saints are going to take back the streets, we'll need to let the other gangs know we're back. Let's buy back one of your Planet Saints stores.

- Go to Planet Saints

Gameplay:
- Purchase the Store

Store Purchase Completed:
Rewards:
Respect
Store Discount - Planet Saints
Hourly Cash Income Increased

Anonymous Favor:
Phone Call:
Vogel: Listen, I'm not sure what's going on right now, or how I even got here. But someone usurped my company and tried to spread incriminating photos of me around the city. If you can retrieve those photos for me, I'll help you out, off book of course.

- Go to the Dane's Photos Location

Gameplay:
- Find all of Dane's Photos before time runs out

(Diversion failure results in a 5 star Ultor Wanted Level)

Dane's Photos Completed:
Rewards:
Cash
Respect
 
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Belly Of The Beached:
Phone Call:
Donnie: The Rollerz seem to have taken up car jacking since vehicle parts are more expensive in Steelport. They take the cars to a beached ship at the docks, where they strip the cars down and hide the parts in the lower decks of the old ship until they find buyers. If you take out the Rollerz guarding the ship, we could make some good money from those car parts.

- Go to the Gang Op Location

Gameplay:
- Clear the Gang Operation

Cutscene:
Sharp and Price are in their Penthouse Suite in the Rollerz Garage. One of the Rollerz bursts in.

WR: They took the ship!

Price: Who took the ship?

WR: The Saints!

Price: Fuck!

Sharp: Calm down Joseph.

Price: Calm down? Calm down!? First we lose Donnie, and now we lose our smuggling operation!?

Sharp: Zinyak said there'd be risks.

Price: Fuck Zinyak! We owned Stilwater, we'll own Steelport. Same shit, different city.

Sharp: You need a level head if you're going to compete in this race.

Price: You're right. I'll go check on my car. You deal with the Saints.

Sharp: With pleasure.

Gang Op Completed:
Rewards:
Cash
Respect
 
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Back Seat Racer:
Phone Call:
Donnie: Looks like the Rollerz are having a race around Stanfield. Sure would be a great chance to take them out.

Boss: Yeah, and I think I know the perfect way to do it.

Donnie: I'm all ears.

Boss: Do you think you can mount a turret to your Quasar?

Donnie: It would be easier at my Garage, but I'm sure Rim Jobs can help me out.

Boss: Meet me at Westport Housing when it's done.

Donnie: You got it.

- Go to the Mission Location

Cutscene:
The Rollerz line up in their race cars ready for the race. Libby steps out in front of the racers.

Libby: 3... 2... 1... Go!

Libby waves the flag and the Rollerz set off racing. Suddenly Donnie enters the race in his Quasar with the Boss on the mounted turret.

Boss: Hope we're not too late to enter the race!

Lin: Oh fuck!

Lin powerslides into an alleyway to get out of the race.

Gameplay:
Donnie is driving his Quasar, the Boss is on the turret.

Donnie: You got this, right?

Boss: Just keep your eyes on the road.

- Destroy the racers vehicles

Donnie: Looks like we pissed 'em off.

Boss: Your point being?

- Defend Donnie's Vehicle from the Rollerz

Boss: They'll never race on these streets again.

Donnie: Not with you in town.

Boss: Alright, let's get outta here.

Cutscene:
Sharp meets with a few Roller and Lin inside the Joe Cola Plant in Joe Cola West.

Sharp: Give me the good news.

WR: It's like you said, Mr Sharp. Donnie is working with the Saints now.

WR: Price will not be happy to hear that.

Sharp: I will tell Joseph, when the time is right. For now, let's set up another trap using this old bottling plant.

Lin: You got it, Mr Sharp.

Sharp: I was wrong about you. Sorry about that little misunderstanding back in Stilwater.

Lin: Oh don't worry about it...

Sharp walks away.

Lin: We'll be even soon enough.

Mission Complete:
Rewards:
Cash
Respect
Vehicle - Donnie's Modded Quasar
 
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Road Hazard:
Phone Call:
Donnie: If we play in traffic, I'm sure that'll get the cops out here ready to arrest any street racing Roller from this point on.

Boss: "We"?

Donnie: Well, by "we", I mean "you". But I'll be ready to drive you to the hospital if something goes wrong.

Boss: (Sarcastic) Great, thanks for having my back, Donnie.

- Go to the Insurance Fraud location

Gameplay:
- Play in traffic until you earn enough points to win

Insurance Fraud Complete:
Rewards:
Cash
Respect
Taunts - Rollerz Road Rage
Compliments - Rollerz Sweet Ride
 
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Awkward Encounter:
Phone Call:
Donnie: Hey, meet me at the Joe Cola plant. It looks like the Roller are up to something.

Boss: No details, no plan?

Donnie: Well, I can't tell what's going on, but the Rollerz are guarding that place like a fortress.

Boss: Call Kinzie, have her hack the security system. She'll find out what they're up to.

Donnie: On it.

- Go to the Mission Location

Cutscene:
The Boss meets Donnie behind cover as they spy on the plant. Donnie has Kinzie on the phone. During the conversation, it switches between Donnie and the Boss, and Kinzie spying on the Rollerz on her laptop.

Boss: Any update on what we're dealing with here?

Kinzie: It looks too suspicious, they're not actually doing anything inside, just patrolling floors and checking their guns.

Donnie: That sounds like a trap to me.

Boss: So there's no goods, no operations, nothing worth going in there for?

Donnie: I guess they didn't think we'd be able to see inside.

Kinzie: Hold on... Is that...

Boss: What?

Kinzie: Yeah, that's Lin.

Boss/Donnie: Lin!?

Gameplay:
The Boss and Donnie are stood near the Joe Cola Plant.

WR: We must defend this plant!

Boss: Great acting skills.

- Kill the Rollerz on patrol outside

- Enter the Plant

WR: We won't let you take this plant!

- Kill the lobby Rollerz

Donnie: Hey, I remember her.

Boss: She wasn't your friend, right?

Donnie: Nah, she stole my spare tire.

- Move into the main factory floor

WR: This is our plant!

Boss: Not anymore.

- Kill the Rollerz

Lin: Shit! (Terrible acting) Uh, you'll never take this plant from the Rollerz!

Boss: (Humouring) Oh yes we will!

- Chase Lin up to the catwalks

Lin: Take them out!

Lin runs into the Security Room.

- Kill the Rollerz

Donnie tries to open the door.

Donnie: Damn, I think she blocked the door.

Boss: You get it open, I'll hold them off.

- Defend Donnie

Donnie: Got it!

Cutscene:
Donnie and the Boss burst into the Security Room, where Lin is stood facing them with her SKR7-Spree aimed at them.

Boss: Uh, what's going on?

Lin subtly looks down at her midriff. The Boss and Donnie subtly look down at her midriff, where she has written "this place is bugged" using a marker. They take the hint, then Donnie throws a Molotov at the wall forcing them all to evacuate out of the fire escape.

Donnie: (coughing) Lin, what the fuck is going on?

Lin: We can catch up once we're safe.

Boss: Quick, over there.

The 3 of them run behind a building where Gat is waiting for them in an NRG-V8. Donnie and Lin get in the back, the Boss joins Gat in the front.

Boss: Step on it!

Gat: You got it.

Gameplay:
- Defend the Van until Lin has given Donnie enough intel

Boss: So, does this remind you of the good old days?

Gat: Which good old days? The one where I got shot in the leg, or the one where Aisha got decapitated?

Boss: Uh...

Gat: I'm just fuckin' with you. I was upset after Zinyak's Mind fucker 3000, but if Lin, Classic Shaundi, and fuckers like Price are back, then I just know that Aisha's out there somewhere.

Boss: And we'll do everything we can to reunite you with her.

Gat: Now enough with the sentimental bullshit, let's get back to the action. Hey, you two done back there?

Lin: Yeah, just let me roll out up ahead.

Cutscene:
As Gat powerslides around the corner, Lin rolls out the back of the van. As Gat drives away, the pursuing Rollerz stop to help Lin. One of the Rollerz was driving Lin's Voxel.

WR: Lin, are you ok?

Lin: Yeah, those bastards had me tied up good, but I broke free.

WR: Come on, Price wants us in Yearwood.

Lin: What for?

WR: He's moving the big race there, with most of the bridges out, the Saints won't get past the Brotherhood blockade to Arapice Island.

WR: Then once the race is done, Sharp has a plan to end the Saints for good.

Lin: Alright, last one to Yearwood goes to the back of the lineup!

WR: Oh, you're on!

Lin gets in her Voxel while the other Rollerz get in the Mockingbird and Zimos. All 3 of them race across the Bridge between Salander and Yearwood. As the bridge is destroyed, they all go at full speed over the naturally formed ramps from the wreckage. On the other side of the bridge, Lin lands first, the Mockingbird lands second, and the Zimos lands 3rd. They stay in those positions until they reach the end of the bridge.

Lin: Well, looks like I'm not last.

WR: Damn, you really are the best racer from Chinatown.

WR: Fuck you guys. I got too much air resistance over the jump.

WR: Too bad.

Lin: Sucks to be you.

Mission Complete:
Rewards:
Cash
Respect
Homie - Donnie
Homie Donnie Outfit - Steelport Mechanic
 
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Not This Time:
Phone Call:
Pierce: The Brotherhood ain't giving me much to work with here. But I think I got a way to draw them out. Stop by my house in the Suburbs and I'll tell you the plan.

Boss: Sounds good. Where's your house again?

Pierce: (Lost connection)

Boss: God damn it. Fucking Signal Jammers.

- Go to the Mission Location

Cutscene:
The Boss steps onto the front porch of the house and knocks at the door.

Boss: Pierce?

The Boss knocks again.

Boss: Pierce!? Open the fucking door!

Carlos: (screams in pain)

The Boss turns around to see a Brotherhood Compensator dragging Carlos behind it.

Boss: Oh fuck! Not again!

Gameplay:
- Get in a vehicle

Boss: I'm coming for you, Carlos.

- Catch up to the Compensator

- Stop the Compensator without
destroying it

Cutscene:
The Boss runs up to Carlos.

Boss: Carlos, are you...

Carlos: It hurts so much.

Boss: I'll get you to a hospital. Steelport has one in every district.

The Boss carefully lifts Carlos into the bed of the Compensator, then stops a random pedestrian.

Boss: Hey, can you drive?

RP: Sure.

Boss: Then drive my friend to the hospital. I'll keep the Brotherhood off your back.

The RP gets into the Compensator and drives away.

Gameplay:
- Keep the Brotherhood distracted in Burns Hill

Pierce calls the Boss.

Pierce: Man, where the hell are you?

Boss: Drawing out the Brotherhood. Where the fuck were you?

Pierce: At my house, waiting, but you never showed up.

Boss: Fuck, I went to the wrong house.

Pierce: God damn it, I hope it was worth it.

Boss: Well, I did save Carlos.

Pierce: For real?

Boss: He's on his way to the hospital, come pick me up. We can visit him together.

Cutscene:
The Boss and Pierce enter the hospital room to see Carlos.

Carlos: Hey, thanks for the save. I didn't think I'd make it.

Pierce: Damn, they really fucked you up.

Boss: Don't worry Carlos, we'll make the Brotherhood pay for this.

Carlos: Just promise me you wont kill them before hearing them out first.

Boss: What?

Pierce: I think they gave him too much morphine.

Boss: You just rest for now. We'll handle this.

Mission Complete:
Rewards:
Cash
Respect
Vehicle - Saints Reaper
 
Protection Racket:
Phone Call:
Pierce: Looks like all the gyms in Stanfield are owned by the Brotherhood.

Boss: Don't they know the Saints offer better health plans... And hourly rates... And...

Pierce: Yeah yeah, just watch my back while I meet with the owners.

Boss: I'm on my way.

- Go to the Sellout Location

Gameplay:
- Protect Pierce as he drives to the first meeting location

Pierce: You know what we need, some driving music.

Boss: Oh, let's fucking do it!

Pierce: Let me find something good.

(Pierce and the Boss sing along to a song that suits their dynamic)

- Protect Pierce while he meets with the Business Owner

- Protect Pierce as he drives to the next meeting location

Pierce: Another one?

Boss: Sure, I can go another round.

(Pierce and the Boss sing along to another song that suits their dynamic)

- Protect Pierce while he meets with the Business Owner

- Protect Pierce as he drives to the next meeting location

Pierce: Up for one more?

Boss: Sure, but turn up the heat this time.

Pierce: Oh, I know what you mean.

(Pierce and the Boss sing along to a song that really let's them run wild) (Sorry, not really a music person, but I'm sure you'll all have your own interpretations of what 3 songs they sing)

- Protect Pierce while he meets with the Business Owner

- Protect Pierce as he drives to the drop off location

Pierce: Man, that was fun.

Boss (Female/Male): You really know how to show a girl a good time./Next time don't hold back on the high notes.

Sellout Complete:
Rewards:
Cash
Respect
Hourly Cash Income Increased
 
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Tunnel Vision:
Phone Call:
Pierce: Hey Boss, looks like the Brotherhood have a shipment of trucks heading into Stanfield. It looks heavily guarded.

Boss: Then that'll just make taking the trucks more fun.

Pierce: Don't get too excited, they're armed with rocket launchers. The only way to get close to the trucks without getting blown up, is to drop down on them from above.

Boss: And I suppose you have an idea for that?

Pierce: Meet me above the tunnel entrance in Stanfield Welcome.

- Go to the Mission Location

Cutscene:
The Boss and Pierce watch from above as vehicles enter and exit the tunnel below.

Boss: Your plan is to jump onto the trucks from up here?

Pierce: You've jumped out of helicopters and planes before, right?

Boss: Yeah, with heights that allowed time to deploy parachutes!

Pierce: Just trust me.

Boss: Things are about to get really claustrophobic.

They watch as the Convoy approaches the tunnel entrance.

Pierce: Ok, now!

They both jump over the edge and land on the last Truck Carrier in the Convoy. They regain their composure and draw their weapons.

Gameplay:
(This entire mission takes place in a seemingly endless tunnel, which does get a bit abstract later in the mission)
The Boss and Pierce are on the last Flatbed in the Convoy. A Van full of Saints tails the Convoy but not close enough to get blown up by the rocket launchers.

Boss: What's the plan?

Pierce: We break the chains so the Trucks roll off the Flatbeds, then the Saints will take the trucks back to a safehouse.

Boss: Great, you break the chains, I'll defend.

- Defend Pierce while he frees the first truck (Don't let the truck or Pierce take too much damage)

Boss: You about done there?

Pierce: Do you wanna take over and let me shoot?

Boss: Fuck that. I'd rather stay alive.

Pierce: Exactly... Hey!

The chain breaks and the truck rolls off the Flatbed. Pierce and the Boss move up to the next truck on the Flatbed.

Pierce: Ok, do your thing.

- Defend Pierce while he frees the next truck (Don't let the truck or Pierce take too much damage)

Boss: Are you taking your time on purpose?

Pierce: It's not as easy as it looks.

Boss: That's what they all say.

Pierce: Ok, this one's free!

The chain breaks and the truck rolls off the Flatbed. The Boss gets on the roof of the Flatbed, while Pierce hijacks the Flatbed.

Boss: Get us close to the next Flatbed. I'll take care of the rocket launchers.

- Kill the Brotherhood with RPGs

Pierce and the Boss bail onto the next Flatbed as the first one swerves into the wall and explodes.

Pierce: Oh shit! That was close!

Boss: Let's just focus on the trucks.

- Defend Pierce while he frees the next truck (Don't let the truck or Pierce take too much damage)

Boss: Hey, I'm pretty sure this tunnel was supposed to end 2 minutes ago.

Pierce: Nah man, we're still in it. Are you good?

Boss: Just feeling a little dizzy.

Pierce: Don't you dare pass out on me!

The chain breaks and the truck rolls off the Flatbed. Pierce and the Boss move up to the next truck on the Flatbed. The tunnel suddenly looks as though it's mirrored, with an extra lane on either side and on the ceiling. (All with Brotherhood pursuers on the mirrored lanes)

Boss: Oh shit! We've got Brotherhood on the ceiling!

Pierce: What the fuck are you talking about!?

Boss: They're everywhere!

Pierce: Did eat one of Laura's Brownies again?

- Defend Pierce while he frees the next truck (Don't let the truck or Pierce take too much damage)

Pierce: You good now?

Boss: Yeah, I think so.

Pierce: Good, cos we gotta jump.

Boss: Why? We could just climb onto the truck above us.

Pierce: Uh, sure. You do that. I'm going this way though.

The chain breaks and the truck rolls off the Flatbed. Pierce hijacks the Flatbed, while the Boss climbs onto the Brotherhood Truck driving on the ceiling.

Pierce: How the fuck did you do that? What are you even holding onto? Fuck it, just take care of the rocket launchers.

- Kill the Brotherhood with RPGs

Boss: I wanna drive this thing.

Pierce: What!? How would you even...

- Drive the Brotherhood Truck on the ceiling

Pierce: Am I the one hallucinating?

- Ram the other trucks off the ceiling

Pierce: Can we get back to the Convoy now?

Boss: Oh, right.

- Jump down onto the Final Flatbed

Pierce bails onto the Final Flatbed as the previous one swerves into the wall and explodes. The tunnel also returns to normal at this point.

- Defend Pierce while he frees the next truck (Don't let the truck or Pierce take too much damage)

Boss: Did you forget to sharpen the bolt cutters before doing this?

Pierce: I thought you brought 'em.

Boss: What!? Then what have you been doing this whole time?

Pierce: Picking the locks.

Boss: Are you serious!?

The chain breaks and the truck rolls off the Flatbed. Pierce and the Boss move up to the bike on the Flatbed.

- Defend Pierce while he frees the bike (Don't let the truck or Pierce take too much damage)

Boss: You've picked five of these locks already, what's the hold up?

Pierce: Each one has a different combination!

Boss: Then fucking shoot the chain!

Pierce: Fine!

The chain breaks and the bike rolls off the Flatbed.

Pierce: Oh, good call.

Boss: Fuck me. Please tell me we're done here.

Pierce: Let's shoot the driver, bail, then sneak out through the service stairs.

Cutscene:
The Flatbed speeds out of the tunnel and swerves straight into a building and explodes. Pan up to Pierce and the Boss looking down from atop the tunnel rooftop.

Pierce: See, and now the Brotherhood are in trouble with the cops for causing property damage.

Boss: Alright fine. Your way works. Now let's get out of here before the Channel 6 chopper shows up.

As the Boss and Pierce walk away, we cut to Maero and Jessica in the Brotherhood refurbished Nuke Plant. They're watching the flaming Flatbed on Channel 6 on a huge TV screen.

Jane: And so the Brotherhood have went back to their roots of mindless destruction, with no regard for the safety of others. This has been Jane Valderamma, Channel 6 News... Back to you Jack.

Jessica: (Sarcastic) So, that went well.

Maero: Don't worry, this next plan won't fail.

Mission Complete:
Rewards:
Cash
Respect
Gang Vehicles - Brotherhood Vehicles (Swindle, Legion, Alaskan, Compensator, Bulldog, Sabretooth)
 
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