I might be able to make a golden dildo bat, maybe.
Shit, the pistols are a bit of a stylistic choice. I'm a massive fan of Colt 1911's in real life, I own a very very special toy so to say. Its a replica of the black 1911 used by Tom Jane in the 2nd Punisher movie. The coloration I chose was a mixture of the black frame with silver accents and compensator, the wood grips were more due to Big Boss from Metal Gear. However I can see where my taste might not be right for all, I'll see what I can do about an all black version. ^_^
EDIT: I should also mention I'm tweaking a special weapons stats mod to pack as an optional add on for all this. Its a combination of Stun Gun Fun and ShitFace's awesome weapons mod. ^_^