(Imagine an upbeat goofy Broadway show tune)
Disclaimer: This is just for fun, no ill intent... intended? And some words might seem over-exaggerated, but it was just for the purposes of rhyming.
Verse 1:
There's... Saints Row, Saints Row 2, Saints Row 3, and Saints Row 4.
Then there's Gat Outta Hell, and AOM fell through the floor.
Then Saints Row got rebooted, and almost caused a war...
But the Customization Trailer, left us all, wanting more.
Verse 2:
Looking down upon the city, while I'm gliding through the air.
Then dive bomb onto the Idols, ruining their fun fair.
I'll pump the Panteros, to a purple that's so rare.
Then use Marshall's tech against them, leaving them in despair.
Verse 3:
But this city offers more than fighting factions and machines.
You can hoverboard across the land, like it's twenty fifteen.
Buy a boat, buy a car, a boat-car or pair of jeans.
This all sounds really fun, but first I need some money.
Verse 4:
Plot a venture, build a business, or become a drug lord.
Take over Marshall Industries, and become a member of the board.
There's so much stuff to do, I don't think I'll ever get bored.
And failing all of that, I'll just go play Insurance Fraud.
Verse 5:
I'll hop in my Pirate Ship, and see what treasures I can find.
Or steal a Marshall Jet, and fly it high into the sky.
Relaxing on my Yacht, with margaritas and some pie.
And get them all decked out at Jim Rob's, I'm sure that he won't mind.
Verse 6:
I'll go to Friendly Fire, and check out their full range.
Pinata gun, A cardboard sword, and don't forget the 12 Gauge.
And a rocket launcher for the person that is full of rage.
Keep it kooky Santo? Oh wait it's "Keep it strange".
Finale:
So thank you all for listening, now I'm off to the casino.
But I don't know how to end this... So I'll just say "I love Santo Ileso".