Saints Row IV Skidrow Patcher (April Fools 2016)

[Fan of Saints]

Hey Skidrowers, did you try out my patch already? Could anyone confirm if it works properly?

 

[ThatsMe]

Tested and works 100%

 

[Fan of Saints]

Tested and works 100%

Awesome! I'm so glad I could help you!
It's just like Tommy Wiseau said:

 

[Quantum]

It says "Your personal files are encrypted! ... To obtain the private key for this computer, you need to pay 300 USD / 300 EUR ...".

Did I do something wrong?

 

[Admixon]

My game crashes

 

[Fan of Saints]

It says "Your personal files are encrypted! ... To obtain the private key for this computer, you need to pay 300 USD / 300 EUR ...".

Did I do something wrong?

Oh damn, forgot to mention... Though I was pretty sure it's quite obvious. Type the following:
S41NT-B1TCH-FUCK0-J4R0Z-B00N3

Fixed! I forgot to close the game before installation
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I'm so happy you got it working! Remember, never skip installation instructions, they might contain very important stuff.

 

[Fan of Saints]

What the....?

Praise the Lord!

 

[Fan of Saints]

Let's see the face of Volition after this patch being released!

 

[Minimaul]

 

[Fan of Saints]

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That's intended, I kept it as surprise.